I often think about how unique that one letter makes a person.
I am speaking chromosomally, of course.
As I look around at my family it is quite obvious to me that...
Something about the Y causes the male to look in a cabinet/closet/ drawer/room and not see the item he is looking for that is staring him in the face (we call that "the man glance").
Something about the Y gives the male a perfect aiming device for urine, yet he is unable to pee exclusively inside the toilet.
Something about the Y turns a loving touch into a wrestling match.
Something about the Y prevents the male from actually hearing someone talk if there is something more important anything else going through his brain.
Something about the Y makes the words "poop" and "pee" and anything resembling a fart sound hilarious.
Something about the Y gives males the natural ability to turn any object - real or imaginary - into a weapon and instantly create the perfect sound effect to match.
Something about the Y allows men to cut out dessert one day and instantly drop three pounds.
I guess God knew that my XX would only be balanced by five guYs.
And I'm glad He knew.
10 comments:
Gotta love those "y's"!! They make life so much more fun and interesting.
loving this!
So funny...sitting here hoping that I might have my very own "y" growing inside of me as we speak! :)
might I add how they can remember every line from a movie or score from a game, but cannot seem to remember special dates like birthdays and anniversaries? =) Love those boys!
Do you live at my house? This list was right on :)
This is so great. So great!
(And so dang true!)
You are an incredibly gifted writer. Thanks for making me smile, I love the man glace.
oh, you are so right on about the "y's". glad i'm not the only one thinking them. : ) you made me laugh today.
Can your Ys actually be standing on an item and not see it? My Ys have this perfected.
how funny! so true@ those dang "y"s!
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