You'll need stitches.
God doesn't give four boys to just ANY mom.
I just need to know when to contain my super-human strength.
My entire brood of men (including my beloved) joined forces to gang up on me tonight and pin me down, except one of my freakishly strong legs broke free and pushed one of my small men into the corner of a dresser.
Quite a headache.
And a lesson - I hope, for all of us.