I have realized that I fell short on my curriculum design in my last post. I've added an additional section for extra credit. It outlines as follows:
1. When using the bathroom, please use the toilet to pee in. Please do not pee in the trash can just for fun or for reasons you "don't know."
2. Before peeing in the toilet, please lift the seat.*
3. Please aim your stream of pee DOWN into the toilet. For reasons women cannot understand, your pee often ends up here:
4. The wonderful modern technology of toilets allows us to NOT have to live with the smell of our bodily waste. PLEASE FLUSH when you finish.