For twenty years, this was me.
Well, I'd like to think that most of the time I looked better than that (black is NOT my color). But see those suckers on my face? Never far from me and for the last ten years almost always on the bridge of my nose.
I was very farsighted (+3.75 if you care to know).
Ten years ago, my beloved had his very nearsighted eyes fixed with the magic of Las!k, but unfortunately at that time the technology to fix farsighted eyes didn't exist. AND, I was just beginning my child-birthing years when those pesky hormones continued to affect my eyesight.
2011 was to be my year. My baby is three and a half and I've managed not to get pregnant again (whew!). After a free consult and carefully planning putting the additional $3,300 into our flexible spending account for this year - coincidentally the final year that we'll be allowed to have more than $2,500 in our flexible spending account thanks to the government healthcare changes - I made my appointment for surgery!
I counted down the days as I reached for my glasses each morning before my feet even hit the floor.
The day arrived and I was ready! Squirt was just ready to eat all the free Or#o cookies (for breakfast) at the surgery center.
The procedure itself was much more physically taxing than I thought it would be. After all, I had watched Kenyon go through it ten years ago and he breezed through it and was up and running the next day.
He is a bad a$$ though.
Still, I thought after four natural childbirths that this would be no sweat. Apparently, I have quite small eye sockets and the amount of pressure that had to be put on my eyes to get the equipment in place was immense.
Beyond that, I didn't feel anything from the actual laser. After about 10 minutes per eye, I was sitting up looking at my surgeon face to face. She said that my distance vision (previously my best) would not be as sharp for a few weeks, but after the swelling goes down, I should see everything just fine.
I asked her if I should put my glasses on if I was struggling to see during the healing process. Her response stands out in my memory, "Your glasses won't work anymore. If you put them on they will feel like they were made for someone else."
A few days later, I tested her answer and she was RIGHT!" It was so weird to put on my glasses that I wore every day and not be able to see a single thing through them.
The recovery process has been exactly as she described as well. The first day - not fun. The first week - variable. The second week - mild discomfort due to prolonged corneal swelling, but getting better. And through it all, I can see!
Here I am in the car post surgery waiting while my beloved went in a restaurant to buy me lunch to go - the sweet part was that he actually offered to sit in the restaurant and eat with me with these taped to my face. I think he loves me. :-)
Sauce says, "That freaks me out!" The Las!k love bites (looks bad, but didn't hurt) that have already healed. I thought I looked like a battered wife though. 
I can see! I'm reading books to my boys, reading stuff on the computer, texting on my phone, reading labels, and plucking my eyebrows ALL CLEARLY!!!
Money well spent. I had a check up two weeks after the surgery and could read the 20/15 line on the eye chart. I'd say a good result and I'm not even completely healed yet!
